Things you will only see in Hawaii
Since they only have twelve letters in their alphabet everything sounds similar - or gets a really long name such as the last name of a city councilman "Kaho‘ohalahala" and a fish called "humuhumunukunuku apu a'a."
They really do say "Aloha" and "Mahola."
Its called a ook-a-lay-ee not a UKE-a-lay-ee.
Everyone's banana bread has been voted "best" by someone.
Coconut bikini tops....oh yea!
Pedestrian crossing signs were the stick-man is carrying a surfboard
Men and Woman bathroom figures wearing Hawaiian shirts
Note on tourist map that states "many tourists believe that the stacks of rocks hold a special significance. There is none."
And my favorite:
"Please do not play with the poi" (it is sold in plastic bags and is really squishy. Ask me how I know)